Look What I Made!

Never a quiet moment in our house!!

I just got mum running into my room saying (well, practically yelling) that she was off to hospital. Ian cut his hand/wrist open. When I got downstairs he was on the floor, looking very pale and blood coming out from his wrist! Did offer my first aid advise but it wasn't taken! They've just wrapped a tea towel round it. Then I had to clear the blood off the floor!

UPDATE!!!
Just had a call from Mum at the hospital. At the moment they think he's severed a tendon in his wrist. But he's at x-rays at the mo, and will probably have to have surgery! All this because he was trying to put the glass back into the greenhouse!

SECOND UPDATE
Ian's back from hospital. He's going to have to go to a plastic surgeon tomorrow as he's lost the feeling in his little finger and part of another finger. NOT GOOD! He's going to be off work for a while too.

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ARGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SOOOOOO STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why

Why. Just one word, but so many questions.

Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy, WHHOOOO!!!

I'm surprisingly happy for having been sitting here on my laptop doing biology coursework for the past 4 hours!!!
I think there's something wrong with my brain-It's still working!!!!!
And I'm happy, happy, happy, happy, WHHOOOO!!!
Something definitely wrong with my brain.
Either that or I'm really looking forward to the rugby club party tomorrow!!!!
I think that might be it!!
YEYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Need to calm down before i go to bed.

(...WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)


(think i may have got a little carried away with the smilies!!!)

Biology!

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My whole fucking coursework rests on me doing one stupid little calibration graph and I can’t do it! How am I meant to do the comparisons and accuracy and other stupid stuff like that when I don’t have the graph to compare with. ARGH!!!!!!!

Unanswerable Questions

My mum sent me these and they made me giggle!
-Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
-Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?
-Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
-Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
-Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
-Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
-Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
-Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
-If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
-Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
-Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
-Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
-Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
-How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
-When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
-Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
-In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?